12/31/07

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Vermont Town Considers Arresting Bush, Cheney

President Bush may soon have a new reason to avoid left-leaning Vermont: In one town, activists want him subject to arrest for war crimes.

A group in Brattleboro is petitioning to put an item on a town meeting agenda in March that would make Bush and Vice President Cheney subject to arrest and indictment if they visit the southeastern Vermont community.

"This petition is as radical as the Declaration of Independence, and it draws on that tradition in claiming a universal jurisdiction when governments fail to do what they're supposed to do," said Kurt Daims, 54, a retired machinist leading the drive.

As president, Bush has visited every state except Vermont.

The town meeting, an annual exercise in which residents gather to vote on everything from fire department budgets to municipal policy, requires about 1,000 signatures to place a binding item on the agenda.

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Cop Says Woman Wiped Nose On Him

Sometimes you need a police officer; sometimes you need a tissue. Confuse the two, and it could cost you.

A woman in this Charleston suburb was charged with battery on a police officer after the officer said she wiped her nose on the back of his shirt.

Cpl. S.E. Elliott said he had arrested the 36-year-old woman last week after seeing her slap a man, bite him on the elbow and spit in his face. Elliott said the woman wiped her nose on him as he led her into the police station for booking on a charge of domestic battery.

Battery on a police officer is defined as intentionally making physical contact of an insulting or provoking nature with an officer.

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Six Injured By Exploding Fondue

Three people were taken to hospital with serious burns after a gas-powered fondue set exploded.

The emergency services were called to Shedfield, Southampton, after reports that hot oil had exploded, injuring six people on Thursday evening.

A 15-year-old girl and a man and woman in their early 40s suffered "very serious injuries" on their hands, faces and arms.

Another three people sustained minor injuries in the incident.

Firefighters and three ambulance crews administered first aid at the house.

A small fire around the fondue set, which was powered by a small gas cylinder, was already out by the time they arrived.

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Religious La. Village Finally Ditches 666 As First 3 Digits Of Phone Number

It's taken 40 years, but this southwest Louisiana village no longer bears the mark of the beast.

Beginning this month, residents and businesses can change the first three digits of their phone numbers from 666 - depicted in the Bible as the mark of the beast - to 749.

Mayor Scott Walker said one of the biggest hangups he's had, both as mayor and as a lifelong resident of Reeves, is the reaction he's gotten when giving people his number. He describes it as a pause, followed by the admonition: "Y'all have to change that."

"That's what we're trying to get rid of," he said. "This is a good town."

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Dead Woman's Photo Becomes Weapon In Assault

An argument between two sisters escalated to the point that a framed photograph of a third, deceased sister, became a weapon.

Okaloosa County deputies arrived at a local Motel 6 at 11:49 p.m., Wednesday to find a pajama-clad woman “bleeding profusely” from a cut on her forehead, an incident report said.

The woman told officers that she’d been attacked after asking her sister to hang up the phone on a man she’d met in a bar earlier in the evening.

“Her sister became angry and threw a framed picture of their deceased sister at her, striking her in the forehead,” the report said.

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Blood Pact Between Two Teen Girls Goes Bad

Two teenage girls who tried to consecrate their newfound friendship by becoming "blood sisters" ended up in the emergency room when, in their drunken state, they miscalculated how deeply to cut themselves, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff's report released Wednesday.

The two girls -- ages 16 and 17 -- were seen covered in blood running along Squires Gate Road on Hilton Head Island at around 3:30 p.m. Dec. 20.

One of the girls told a deputy that the two had recently become "best friends" and they tried to commemorate their relationship by mixing their blood, the report said. They also had been drinking all day, the report said.

Inside a home on Monticello Drive, they took a knife and cut their hands. One of the girls cut herself too deeply, causing the wound to bleed profusely, the report said.

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San Carlos Park Moman Arrested After Flashing Deputies

A San Carlos Park woman was arrested late Thursday night on a charge of disorderly intoxication in a public place.

According to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, Danielle Musselwhite, 23, of 9045 King Road, San Carlos Park, ran another driver off the road at the corner of Cypress Chase and Pine Run Lane after midnight on Thursday, and when the other driver left her vehicle to confront her, Musselwhite vomited all over the woman’s leg. The victim then removed Musselwhite’s keys from her ignition and waited for police to arrive, according to the report.

Musselwhite appeared dazed and was uncooperative once deputies arrived, according to the report. Authorities say her behavior became more extreme when she pulled her dress down and exposed her breast. Instructed to cover herself, Musselwhite then proceeded to pull her dress over her waist and expose herself again, according to the report.

Musselwhite was transported to Lee County jail for booking.

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Two-Year-Old Virtually Unharmed After Sticking Screwdriver in Eye


A 2-year-old Farmington, Minn. girl stabbed herself in the eye socket with a screwdriver and somehow escaped relatively unharmed.

Teagan Gislason returned home on Christmas Eve after nearly a week at Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn. Teagan's father, Neil Gislason, said she hurt herself near the end of a church service at St. Paul's Lutheran in Cannon Falls, Minn.

Gislason was with his three daughters at the church. He said Teagan was getting restless, and went into a room where children have adult supervision during the church service. Teagan somehow found a screwdriver, and a fellow church member saw it sticking out of her left eye socket.

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Ozzy Finding Autobiography Difficult

Ozzy Osbourne has been finding it difficult to write his autobiography because he can't remember anything about his past.

The Black Sabbath rocker signed a £1 million book deal with publishers Little Brown early last year, but so far he has not written any of it.

A source revealed: "I cannot imagine the book being ready in five months, because so far Ozzy hasn't written anything - he hasn't even got a ghostwriter yet. So it is going to be some time before the book actually appears, if it ever does."

Ozzy recently admitted that his memory has been suffering due to his previous alcohol and drug abuse.

He said: "My memory isn't what it used to be because of the drugs and alcohol I've been living on for the best part of my adult life. I often get asked, 'Is it true you snorted a line of ants?' Knowing me, there's a very good possibility. But do I remember it? No way."

Since Ozzy signed the deal his wife Sharon has written and published two books of her own.

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Download Uproar: Record Industry Goes After Personal Use

Despite more than 20,000 lawsuits filed against music fans in the years since they started finding free tunes online rather than buying CDs from record companies, the recording industry has utterly failed to halt the decline of the record album or the rise of digital music sharing.

Still, hardly a month goes by without a news release from the industry's lobby, the Recording Industry Association of America, touting a new wave of letters to college students and others demanding a settlement payment and threatening a legal battle.

Now, in an unusual case in which an Arizona recipient of an RIAA letter has fought back in court rather than write a check to avoid hefty legal fees, the industry is taking its argument against music sharing one step further: In legal documents in its federal case against Jeffrey Howell, a Scottsdale, Ariz., man who kept a collection of about 2,000 music recordings on his personal computer, the industry maintains that it is illegal for someone who has legally purchased a CD to transfer that music into his computer.

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Cards From Heaven Have Dead Man Talking

Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card. Fitch, known for his sense of humor, died in October at age 88 but gave his friends and family a start recently: Christmas cards, 34 of them, began arriving — written in his hand with a return address of "Heaven."

The greeting read: "I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards. At first he said no; but at my insistence he finally said, 'Oh well, what the heaven, go ahead but don't (tarry) there.' Wish I could tell you about things here but words cannot explain.

"Better get back as Big Guy said he stretched a point to let me in the first time, so I had better not press my luck. I'll probably be seeing you (some sooner than you think). Wishing you a very Merry Christmas. Chet Fitch"

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Band Of the Week (Hed) Pe

(həd) p.e. (also known as Hed PE or (hed) Planet Earth) is a rapcore band from Huntington Beach, California.

They fuse punk energy with hip hop lyrics and instrumentation to form a sound they call "G-punk" (a combination of G-funk and punk). They have also been known to experiment with various other musical genres, such as reggae and funk.

(həd) p.e. was formed in 1994 by African-American / Brazilian-American MC Jahred Shane (aka M.C.U.D.) and lead guitarist Wesstyle, both of whom saw each other in attendance at many of the same shows in the Los Angeles and Southern Californian underground scene. They began writing songs together and teamed up with Mawk (bass guitar, who had previously been in a California-based funk band with Jahred), Chizad (guitar), B.C. (drums), and DJ Product 1969 (turntables) to form (həd) pe on New Year's Day. The same year (1994), they released their first 8-track demo, containing Stitches (available only on this tape), Hill (the same version later released on Church of Realities) and Epilogue (also released on the Serpent Boy single). Few copies were made, but on rare occasions fans put them up for auction; one copy was reportedly sold for $280.

The band's first album was the Church of Realities EP, produced by Wesstyle & released independently in 1995. Upon signing to Jive Records they came out with their self-titled major label debut, which featured rerecorded versions of many of the Church of Realities songs. These earliest recordings have a gritty, striking energy to them which members of the band have attributed to their use of amphetamines. Their biggest hit was the 2000 album Broke, which saw them experimenting with a smoother hip-hop influence and arguably more focus to their music. Broke featured guest appearances by Serj Tankian from System of a Down and Morgan Lander from Kittie on the track "Feel Good". The band released the first single of their second album, "Bartender" which got some air play on MTV.

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